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The Devil’s Dictionary X™

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The Devil’s Dictionary X™

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China
1. a department of the World Bureaucracy known primarily for its supreme frugality exhibited in part by the billing of the families of executed for their executions, itemized to the bullet.
2. a nation almost entirely devoid of wildlife, with amazing restaurants.
3. a nation of more than one billion sharing a single clock.
4. Marx’s largest résumé; entry; the best reason for digging him up and hanging him.
5. with the recent cessation of Arkansas’ “Blood-letting for Bad-humors” campaign, the world’s last holdout in medical quackery.