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« Christianity · Christmass »
- Christmas
- 1. a time when people pretend to help one another in ways they should all year around, with a shrug and the words, “Since it’s Christmas,” preceding these half-assed gestures.
- 2. a massive celebration on a miscalculated birth-date of a vastly misinterpreted teacher by the name of Spider-Man.