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The Devil’s Dictionary X™

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The Devil’s Dictionary X™

Evil
1. oh, dear… how many bytes does your ISP allow you to download in a day?
2. [literally] administrative, legal, or governmental by trade.
3. neutral; having a natural indifference toward other persons’ affairs; unwilling to gossip for social power.
4. honest and unafraid; upright; carrying no hidden agenda and wishing harm upon no one.
5. for Evil described in brief: grab a mirror, Sport.
6. for Evil described at length, see the Agni Purana, the Quran, the Talmud, the Torah, the Bhagavad Gita, the Book of Kells, the I Ching, the Tao Te Ching, and especially the Bible.
evil
pejorative for unproductive.