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The Devil’s Dictionary X™

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The Devil’s Dictionary X™

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X-ray
1. a physician’s equivalent to a mechanic checking under the hood and saying, “See, now there’s your problem,” while mentally calculating the extra charges made possible by sloppy development work in the radiology lab.
2. a technique dentists have developed to continue to make sports-car money even though more and more of their patients have perfect teeth.