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The Devil’s Dictionary X™

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The Devil’s Dictionary X™

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1. on college campuses, an exceptionally materialistic boob with his head stapled to a telephone.
2. a vaguely academic leech whose job responsibilities become obscure the minute school is actually in session.
3. a whiney yet cut-throat salesman pitching for student aide money on other people’s credit.