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- airport lounge
- 1. an atmosphere conducive to meditation and reflection; a good place to plan and spend one’s time; an oasis.
- 2. a dining room; a wide selection of healthy and somewhat-reasonably priced foods centrally located and pleasantly distributed.
- 3. a bar or overpriced distillery, tainted with the mild stench of shoe polish and the harsh glare of upper-class smugness, but hey, what are you gonna do?
- 4. an airport’s internal sleeping quarters; where to catch up on rest between flights; a hotel room without the beds, private bathrooms, dividing walls, or anyone to watch your bags if you nod off.
- 5. the last thing anyone ever sees in his or her right mind.