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- father
- 1. the name at the bottom of an absentee picture postcard in the vote regarding how one should address life’s many staggering tribulations.
- 2. in one’s late twenties, the source of some really excellent advice for a teenager.
- 3. a poorly timed kick in the teeth, or ass, usually followed by an embarrassing excuse for an apology.
- father
- a mawkish parody of God who creates children he claims infinite love for but instead casts out right about the time they discover they would probably rather be naked.
see also mother.