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- job
- 1. a killing performed for money; a hit.
- 2. a sex act of any kind (blow-job, rim-job, a lube-job, etc).
- 3. what one pretends to do in the hope others will work.
- 4. the single most distasteful implication of adulthood.
- 5. something so repellent to the modern American psyche that it is actively avoided at all costs.
[the single exception to definition 5 is the immigrant, who has no distaste for—or difficulty excelling at—work; ranging from scientific to janitorial.]
more on American significance at lottery.