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- telecommute
- 1. to fall asleep on a bus or train and wake up at one’s dreaded stop-point.
- 2. what the word commute becomes to those fortunate enough to have reduced their workdays to making a few calls a day from home.
- 3. to feel as if one has traveled by way of a couple good hours of television or Internet surfing in the early evening; numbness; multi-media paralysis; video assisted assimilation slash brain death in a box.