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- terrorism
- 1. a fine kind of “how-do-you-do.”
- 2. putting a carton of milk back in the refrigerator even though you know it’s been on the counter for the better part of 7 hours.
- 3. whatever we’re crying to the UN about on a given week.
- 4. pushing the time on your spouse’s alarm clock ahead a couple hours.
- 5. elbowing your spouse in the nose while pretending to be asleep.
- 6. looking or acting ethnic in an American diner.
- 7. dozens of packages at America’s doorstep, marked “c/o CIA/FBI/NSA/etc,” topped with a card, reading: “How about a taste of your own medicine?”