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The Devil’s Dictionary X™

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The Devil’s Dictionary X™

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ulcer
1. an inflammation and festering rupture of the stomach, formed by simple malnutrition—specifically as a result of deficiency in the vitamins T, H, and C.
2. the only friend that will be hanging around in the crucial 2–3 weeks after your mate leaves you.