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- unemployed
- 1. dangerous; criminally insane; having no desire to get up at seven a.m. only to go home suicidally bored around dark, five days a week for fifty years straight; a dangerous cancer on society’s ass; a musician.
- 2. describing one whose credit and reputation at the taco truck within walking distance is of utmost importance for survival.
- 3. anyone who describes himself as “self-employed.”