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The Devil’s Dictionary X™

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The Devil’s Dictionary X™

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vain
1. describing a person possessing vanity; one who steals rather than begs.
2. pointless, futile; usually used “in vain;” see also, begging, stealing, non-alcoholic beer, decaffeinated coffee; love, romance, romantic; hope, happiness, marriage, stripper, government, US Constitution, beauty, belief, blame, cable, capitalism, cell phone, Christmas, civility, cleverness, comfort, Communism, conversation, kangaroo, karma, killing, war, wish, woman, man, hatred, question, philosophy, responsibility, salary, satisfaction, sex, shame, share, or most any other word in this or most any other dictionary.