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The Open Devil’s Dictionary

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The Open Devil’s Dictionary

Daily Definition for 11 March 2010

Evil
1. The son of a bitch who came up with the idea you have to work to make money.
2. The parents that gave birth Paris Hilton. It should be noted that Satan gave her back upon contracting a new STD commonly now referred to as Itchy Whore Dick itis.
3. God’s sense of humor. Based on the fact that the most intense moments of our lives are punctuated by babies mommas and court hearings.
4. Slipping a nun a roofie and then not calling her the next day.
5. Why duck tape and small mammals make me smile.
6. The fact that holy water gives me a rash.
7. Seriously debating about a career in which you transport young minors across a national border and use them to start a child prostitution ring cause you don’t feel inspired to go to college.

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