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- Evil
- 1. The son of a bitch who came up with the idea you have to work to make money.
- 2. The parents that gave birth Paris Hilton. It should be noted that Satan gave her back upon contracting a new STD commonly now referred to as Itchy Whore Dick itis.
- 3. God’s sense of humor. Based on the fact that the most intense moments of our lives are punctuated by babies mommas and court hearings.
- 4. Slipping a nun a roofie and then not calling her the next day.
- 5. Why duck tape and small mammals make me smile.
- 6. The fact that holy water gives me a rash.
- 7. Seriously debating about a career in which you transport young minors across a national border and use them to start a child prostitution ring cause you don’t feel inspired to go to college.