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- nature
- a broad expanse experienced by the typical American at a velocity of approximately 65 miles per hour.
- Nobel Peace Prize
- a prize many would, and often do, kill to possess.
- satisfaction
- 1. the sensation of not having been cheated or assaulted.
- 2. the warranty period on disatisfaction.
- marriage
- 1. a lopsided financial contract entered into by either dimwitted or pregnant young adults. Said contract is dissolvable by either party for any reason, leaving the remaining party financially liable for all debt incurred during the length of the marriage. Fortunately age and maturity usually spells the demise of most marriages leading to freedom, self actualization, and frequently reoccurring high caliber copulations — qualities noticeably absent in between the consumption of wedding cake and divorce.
- 2. An outmoded institution designed to give state and religious authorities control over the individual’s life in an attempt to bind one to a situation favorable for successful and stable child rearing. Its framework was originally conceived when an adult’s life expectancy was shorter than the time required to bring offspring to full maturity.
- love
- a synonym for insanity.
- patriot
- One who, bucking trends, has a great love for his country, lacks fear of his government, and by his very nature inspires fear in his government. If reader is applying the Military Commissions Act of 2006 to the reading of this definition, see more at terrorist.
- toilet troll
- 1. A person who enters a public restroom with the sole intention of emptying their bowels on the floor of the restroom without alerting the employees/custodians of the facility.
- 2. A person hiding in a public restroom who habitually engages others in dialog while relieving themselves.
- 3. George Michael.
- Bullshit
- 1- What comes out of a Bull's ass due to digestion, but sometimes comes out of people's mouths for no obvious reason.
- Inflated Self-Worth
- Washing your hands before, not after, you pee.
- assassination
- a form of censorship that can be enforced by a bullet or with the stroke of a pen.