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Daily Definitions for 11 March 2010
- Los Angeles
- 1. Magic Mountain.
- 2. Disneyland.
- 3. a bigger dick waiting to break off in your naive little “I think I want to be in show business” mumbling ass than you can possibly imagine.
see Hell. - homophobic
- a condition typified by an irrational fear of what is the same; e.g., “Tom had never believed he was homophobic until he discovered Stephen King’s new novel at the airport lounge giftshop.”
- politics
- the art or science of government, which is itself defined as the control of art and science, thus establishing a logic puzzle capable of causing Zeno of Elea’s head to explode.
- Grave
- n. A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of
the medical student.
Beside a lonely grave I stood —
With brambles ’twas encumbered;
The winds were moaning in the wood,
Unheard by him who slumbered,A rustic standing near, I said:
“He cannot hear it blowing!”
“’Course not,” said he: “the feller’s dead —
He can’t hear nowt [sic] that’s going.”“Too true,” I said; “alas, too true —
No sound his sense can quicken!”
”Well, mister, wot is that to you? —
The deadster ain’t a-kickin’.”I knelt and prayed: “O Father, smile
Pobeter Dunko
On him, and mercy show him!”
That countryman looked on the while,
And said: “Ye didn’t know him.”
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