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Daily Definitions for 7 August 2008

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defeatism
1. an intelligent look at one’s situation and options; clarity.
2. continuing education; the act of returning to school.
3. depression revitalized.
4. running out of blood-sugar mid-sentence and regretting the day one began learning to read and write.
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deliberate
v, to return a country to self-rule.
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hope
1. cordial language for desperation; e.g., “He hopes to have his dictionary published any day now.”
2. a thing with “wings” as told by the Bard or with “feathers” as related by the Shut-in; either serves, serving either the diner or the haberdasher.
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Reporter
n. A writer who guesses his way to the truth and dispels it with a tempest of words.
  ”More dear than all my bosom knows, O thou
  Whose ‘lips are sealed’ and will not disavow!”
  So sang the blithe reporter-man as grew
  Beneath his hand the leg-long “interview.”
Barson Maith

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