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- absolutly
- in a manner fueled by a liter of vodka; e.g., “She loved him absolutly.”
- Abstainer
- n. A weak person who yields to the temptation of denying
himself a pleasure. A total abstainer is one who abstains from
everything but abstention, and especially from inactivity in the
affairs of others.
Said a man to a crapulent youth: “I thought
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You a total abstainer, my son.”
“So I am, so I am,” said the scrapgrace caught —
“But not, sir, a bigoted one.” - Absurdity
- n. A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.
- Academe
- n. An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught.
- Academia
- 1. a disease rendering its victim incapable of completing a sentence without the use of several qualifying terms and ass-kissing references.
- 2. an island just West of High School, due South of Meaningful.
- academic
- 1. one who acts snide while lending out or selling school property.
- 2. that which teaches others how to act snide while lending or selling school property.
- Academy
- n. [from Academe] A modern school where football is taught.
- Accident
- n. An inevitable occurrence due to the action of immutable natural laws.
- accident
- 1. a legal opportunity.
- 2. God showing his displeasure with your choice of friends.
- 3. the only word in the English language which has come to be used exclusively in a facetious or ironic sense; we propose a new grammatical rule for this word—that it exclusively appear in quotes.
