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- balanced
- indifferent; happy.
- banker’s hours
- 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. with a longish lunch break, excepting major or postal holidays, feasts, and saints’ days—corresponding neatly with the French work calendar.
- Baptism
- n. A sacred rite of such efficacy that he who finds himself
in heaven without having undergone it will be unhappy forever. It is
performed with water in two ways — by immersion, or plunging, and by
aspersion, or sprinkling.
But whether the plan of immersion
G.J.
Is better than simple aspersion
Let those immersed
And those aspersed
Decide by the Authorized Version,
And by matching their agues tertian. - baptism
- a quick, pleasant dip in the church pool, with some long, dry consequences forthcoming; e.g., the sermon which follows.
- Baptist
- a religion based on holding one’s breath until one gets what one wants; in this case, salvation.
- Barnaby
- 1. a type of North American giant sloth which refuses to go extinct.
- 2. a barricade used to prevent authors from publishing their work; similar in several respects to a girlfriend; vt, “It’s a good book but I think it’ll get Barnabied.”
- Barney
- Barney is not only a mutated purple T-Rex but he is also the most skilled child molester ever. In the guise of a doll (a form he sold his soul to the devil for) he sleeps in small children’s beds and watches them dress. Barney is powerful and extremely creepy.
- Barometer
- n. An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
- Barrack
- n. A house in which soldiers enjoy a portion of that of which it is their business to deprive others.
