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B3
- barrister
- a gay attorney.
- Bartiromo, Maria
- the woman who has the honor of having ushered several hundred billion dollars out the American door by way of attaching her sex appeal to a burning piece of tape.
- Basilisk
- n. The cockatrice. A sort of serpent hatched form the egg of a cock. The basilisk had a bad eye, and its glance was fatal. Many infidels deny this creature’s existence, but Semprello Aurator saw and handled one that had been blinded by lightning as a punishment for having fatally gazed on a lady of rank whom Jupiter loved. Juno afterward restored the reptile’s sight and hid it in a cave. Nothing is so well attested by the ancients as the existence of the basilisk, but the cocks have stopped laying.
- bastard
- 1. a wit.
- 2. anyone whose lineage is uncertain; i.e., anyone who has not undergone a paternity test.
- Bastinado
- n. The act of walking on wood without exertion.
- Bath
- n. A kind of mystic ceremony substituted for religious worship,
with what spiritual efficacy has not been determined.
The man who taketh a steam bath
Richard Gwow
He loseth all the skin he hath,
And, for he’s boiled a brilliant red,
Thinketh to cleanliness he’s wed,
Forgetting that his lungs he’s soiling
With dirty vapors of the boiling. - Battle
- n. A method of untying with the teeth of a political knot that would not yield to the tongue.
- Beach Bum
- 1. Some one who loves the sun and the sand. Some one who cannot ever leave the beach.
- 2. The amazing baseball team from Traverse City, Michigan.
- Beard
- n. The hair that is commonly cut off by those who justly execrate the absurd Chinese custom of shaving the head.
