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A method of electronic communication, primarily used to inform you
that your penis is too small.
“I’ve got e-mail. And it is not!”
- Earth Day
- a holiday celebrated by a lot of stomping about and subsequent removal of topsoil in America’s parklands.
- Eat
- v.i. To perform successively (and successfully) the functions of mastication, humectation, and deglutition. “I was in the drawing-room, enjoying my dinner,” said Brillat- Savarin, beginning an anecdote. “What!” interrupted Rochebriant; “eating dinner in a drawing-room?” “I must beg you to observe, monsieur,” explained the great gastronome, “that I did not say I was eating my dinner, but enjoying it. I had dined an hour before.”
- Eavesdrop
- v.i. Secretly to overhear a catalogue of the crimes and
vices of another or yourself.
A lady with one of her ears applied
Gopete Sherany
To an open keyhole heard, inside,
Two female gossips in converse free —
The subject engaging them was she.
“I think,” said one, “and my husband thinks
That she’s a prying, inquisitive minx!”
As soon as no more of it she could hear
The lady, indignant, removed her ear.
“I will not stay,” she said, with a pout,
“To hear my character lied about!” - eBay
- an online alternative to traditional collecting where mint condition means only kinda fucked-up.
- Eccentricity
- n. A method of distinction so cheap that fools employ it to accentuate their incapacity.
- economist
- a devotee of chaos theory, without the math degrees; a person whose unbroken string of losses at Monopoly has spawned a vendetta against bankers and property holders; a weather man for economies.
see also weather man. - Economy
- n. Purchasing the barrel of whiskey that you do not need for the price of the cow that you cannot afford.
- Edible
- adj. Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.
