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- false economy
- 1. to vote Republican for a tax credit.
- 2. to vote Democrat for an extension of benefits.
- 3. an expression meaning to save a dollar through an expenditure of 10 bits.
- family
- 1. traditionally, blood relations and in-laws.
- 2. n, in reference to those most capable of hurting one’s feelings.
- 3. a de facto relationship void of free will which most political parties and philosophies tout as the strongest tie and most moral direction of personal duty.
- 4. the acorn from which the oak woods of racism, nationalism and violence are born.
- Famous
- adj. Conspicuously miserable.
Done to a turn on the iron, behold
Hassan Brubuddy
Him who to be famous aspired.
Content? Well, his grill has a plating of gold,
And his twistings are greatly admired. - Fashion
- n. A despot whom the wise ridicule and obey.
A king there was who lost an eye
In some excess of passion;
And straight his courtiers all did try
To follow the new fashion.Each dropped one eyelid when before
The throne he ventured, thinking
’Twould please the king. That monarch swore
He’d slay them all for winking.What should they do? They were not hot
To hazard such disaster;
They dared not close an eye — dared not
See better than their master.Seeing them lacrymose and glum,
A leech consoled the weepers:
He spread small rags with liquid gum
And covered half their peepers.The court all wore the stuff, the flame
Naramy Oof
Of royal anger dying.
That’s how court-plaster got its name
Unless I’m greatly lying. - father
- a mawkish parody of God who creates children he claims infinite love for but instead casts out right about the time they discover they would probably rather be naked.
see also mother. - father
- 1. the name at the bottom of an absentee picture postcard in the vote regarding how one should address life’s many staggering tribulations.
- 2. in one’s late twenties, the source of some really excellent advice for a teenager.
- 3. a poorly timed kick in the teeth, or ass, usually followed by an embarrassing excuse for an apology.
- Father’s Day
- an afterthought to Mother’s Day concocted by daughters in need of capital and mother’s willing to say, “Oh, give the bastard a slot on the calendar, no one will remember it anyway and we can give Old Spice to rub in how much we despise him.”
compare to MotherÂ’s Day. - fax
- the final resort of urban procrastination.
- FCC
- 1. acronym, Federal Communications Commission; the agency responsible for setting the price rates for the broadcast of profanity.
- 2. the agency which decides what is decent for broadcast; among that which has been deemed decent are incest, gunshots to the face, bludgeoned and leaking skulls, hookers, rape, racism, and everything else in the world except these seven words: piss, shit, fuck, cunt, motherfucker, cocksucker, and tits, which are also actually considered decent as long as you pay the per use fee.
