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gay
1. happy; joyful; more at queer.
2. Hindu cinema; see also Bollywood.
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geld
a crucial step in domestication as well as gentrification; also, to fix.
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Genealogy
n. An account of one’s descent from an ancestor who did not particularly care to trace his own.
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generalization
the ultimate act of promotion; either for a military officer or an idea.
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Generous
adj. Originally this word meant noble by birth and was rightly applied to a great multitude of persons. It now means noble by nature and is taking a bit of a rest.
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genius
the state of constantly whining about oneself and one’s needs.
see also timeless.
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genocide
a cheese sandwich.
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Genteel
adj. Refined, after the fashion of a gent.
  Observe with care, my son, the distinction I reveal:
  A gentleman is gentle and a gent genteel.
  Heed not the definitions your “Unabridged” presents,
  For dictionary makers are generally gents.
G.J.
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Geographer
n. A chap who can tell you offhand the difference between the outside of the world and the inside.
  Habeam, geographer of wide reknown,
  Native of Abu-Keber’s ancient town,
  In passing thence along the river Zam
  To the adjacent village of Xelam,
  Bewildered by the multitude of roads,
  Got lost, lived long on migratory toads,
  Then from exposure miserably died,
  And grateful travelers bewailed their guide.
Henry Haukhorn

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