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- job
- an acronym used to describe most of the civilized world today: just over broke.
- john
- a man who is given a fish.
compare with pimp. - joke
- 1. an action, especially verbal, which is intended to be funny or to hurt someone.
- 2. a gift which, if not well taken, is a sign of dullness in the recipient; as in “Fuck ’em if they can’t take a joke,” and “He who laughs last, thinks slowest.”
- 3. a gift which, if requiring explanation, is a sign of dullness in the giver; not funny to begin with; a social retard’s best jest.
- 4. that which is intended to raise someone’s expectations to the minimum height, usually above a sheet of concrete, necessary to achieve terminal velocity when they are let down; this is where the expression, “Life is funny,” refers.
- Joss-sticks
- n. Small sticks burned by the Chinese in their pagan tomfoolery, in imitation of certain sacred rites of our holy religion.
- journalism
- A form of information distribution widely acknowledge to be unethical, corrupt and amoral; also, what blogging is, God dammit!
- journalist
- 1. a writer who writes about sensational occurrences long after they happen and even longer after they are interesting.
- 2. a writer who uses marketing in lieu of judgement, appetite in place of taste, and style as proxy for skill.
- 3. an anti-romantic; a naturalist with a day job.
more at news room. - judge
- an official entrusted with administration of the interests of the white man.
- judgemental
- 1. one with the marked ability of quick decision making.
- 2. one in which self-confidence and wisdom are neatly wed.
- 3. a committed judge, a judge who has been committed.
- judicious
- 1. careless; shortsighted; unwise.
- 2. incapable of making a definite choice.
compare to judgemental.
