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The Devil’s Dictionary X™
K
33% of the way to Georgia from California.
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kangaroo
see xylophone.
The Devil’s Dictionary X™
Kansas
34th American state, its name taken from the Kiowa word for “flaming sack of buffalo shit which threatens to drag down entire tribe.”
The Devil’s Dictionary X™
Kant, Emmanuel
a philosopher whose followers are often called after their master as a compliment for how well they emulate his suppositions, e.g., “That bloke is a right Kant.”
The Devil’s Dictionary X™
karma
1. the persistent accrual of universal good or ill-will toward one via one’s ability to exaggerate or conceal the same.
2. every trip to the shower during a child-molestor’s stay at a maximum security incarceration facility.
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Keep
v.t.
  He willed away his whole estate,
      And then in death he fell asleep,
  Murmuring: “Well, at any rate,
      My name unblemished I shall keep.”
  But when upon the tomb ’twas wrought
  Whose was it? — for the dead keep naught.
Durang Gophel Arn
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Kerry, John
a man who marches in protest, writes in protest, and speaks in protest against war and its ugly accidents, such as baby killing; methinks the Senator doth protest too much.
The Devil’s Dictionary 2.0
keyboard
The primary human/computer interface, in that it’s the easiest part to pummel.
The Devil’s Dictionary X™
kidney stone
an old, hardened kidney to be used as a projectile, especially in Medieval warfare.

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