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- Lawyer
- n. One skilled in circumvention of the law.
- Laziness
- n. Unwarranted repose of manner in a person of low degree.
- Lead
- n. A heavy blue-gray metal much used in giving stability to
light lovers — particularly to those who love not wisely but other
men’s wives. Lead is also of great service as a counterpoise to an
argument of such weight that it turns the scale of debate the wrong
way. An interesting fact in the chemistry of international
controversy is that at the point of contact of two patriotisms lead is
precipitated in great quantities.
Hail, holy Lead! — of human feuds the great
And universal arbiter; endowed
With penetration to pierce any cloud
Fogging the field of controversial hate,
And with a sift, inevitable, straight,
Searching precision find the unavowed
But vital point. Thy judgment, when allowed
By the chirurgeon, settles the debate.
O useful metal! — were it not for thee
We’d grapple one another’s ears alway:
But when we hear thee buzzing like a bee
We, like old Muhlenberg, “care not to stay.”
And when the quick have run away like pellets
Jack Satan smelts the dead to make new bullets. - Learning
- n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.
- Lecturer
- n. One with his hand in your pocket, his tongue in your ear and his faith in your patience.
- Legacy
- n. A gift from one who is legging it out of this vale of tears.
- Leonine
- adj. Unlike a menagerie lion. Leonine verses are those in
which a word in the middle of a line rhymes with a word at the end, as
in this famous passage from Bella Peeler Silcox:
The electric light invades the dunnest deep of Hades.
Cries Pluto, ’twixt his snores: “O tempora! O mores!”It should be explained that Mrs. Silcox does not undertake to
teach pronunciation of the Greek and Latin tongues. Leonine verses
are so called in honor of a poet named Leo, whom prosodists appear to
find a pleasure in believing to have been the first to discover that a
rhyming couplet could be run into a single line. - leper
- a musician who expects to be paid.
- lesbian
- 1. a beautiful, gracious, sexy, intelligent woman who has made a devastatingly poor lifestyle choice.
- 2. an unappealing, clumsy, dim woman with hygiene issues who has made an enlightened lifestyle choice.
