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mail order bride
the new indentured servitude—3 years of blowjobs, backrides, and semi-courteous treatment of the groom’s friends buys any pretty Ukrainian or Southeast Asian girl American citizenship with a side of American divorce.
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majenta
1. in printing, a disingenuous shade of red.
2. descriptive n, meaning misspelling.
3. a gazette founded by the Devil.
4. dirty red.
5. a misconstrued love letter.
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Majesty
n. The state and title of a king. Regarded with a just contempt by the Most Eminent Grand Masters, Grand Chancellors, Great Incohonees and Imperial Potentates of the ancient and honorable orders of republican America.
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Male
n. A member of the unconsidered, or negligible sex. The male of the human race is commonly known (to the female) as Mere Man. The genus has two varieties: good providers and bad providers.
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male-slut
a man with no scruples; a lucky son of a bitch.
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Malefactor
n. The chief factor in the progress of the human race.
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malicious
aggressiveness in publicizing facts.
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Malthusian
adj. Pertaining to Malthus and his doctrines. Malthus believed in artificially limiting population, but found that it could not be done by talking. One of the most practical exponents of the Malthusian idea was Herod of Judea, though all the famous soldiers have been of the same way of thinking.
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Mammalia
n.pl. A family of vertebrate animals whose females in a state of nature suckle their young, but when civilized and enlightened put them out to nurse, or use the bottle.

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