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Nectar
n. A drink served at banquets of the Olympian deities. The secret of its preparation is lost, but the modern Kentuckians believe that they come pretty near to a knowledge of its chief ingredient.
  Juno drank a cup of nectar,
  But the draught did not affect her.
  Juno drank a cup of rye —
  Then she bade herself good-bye.
J.G.
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need
American slang, to want.
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Negro
n. The piece de resistance in the American political problem. Representing him by the letter n, the Republicans begin to build their equation thus: “Let n = the white man.” This, however, appears to give an unsatisfactory solution.
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Negro Bill
1. a campsite in Moab, Utah named after a black outlaw of local infamy.
2. an adorable water fowl frequenting the Colorado River, sporting a politically questionable beak.
3. an act of Congress which starts with the words, “Negro wasn’t exactly the word they used back then,” and ends with, “That’s just the way folk talk around here.”
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Neighbor
n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows how to make us disobedient.
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neo-Luddite
The evolutionary state that follows “cutting-edge early adopter.”
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Nepotism
n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.
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net art
Any collection of technologies, sensibilities and aesthetics that causes a Web browser to crash.
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never
the time span between resolution and desperation.

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