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quantity
the implied numerator in all mathematical expressions involving quality.
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Quantum Physics
1. the theory that reality is actually the result of an aggregation of observations, or what people as a whole would truly like to be the case; soon after this theory was made public, it was theorized that a large quantity of people actually wanted traditional physicists to quit their jobs, or jump off of very tall buildings in protest.
2. a lot of mumbo-jumbo about how looking at something changes what happens, backed up by oodles of math with one or two strategically placed smudges.
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queen
1. a homosexual man of strongly pronounced feminine and girlish traits; often a transvestite.
2. the monarch of the land of the same.
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Queen
n. A woman by whom the realm is ruled when there is a king, and through whom it is ruled when there is not.
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queer
1. unusual, out of the ordinary.
2. straying from the norm, not quite right.
3. peculiar; exotic, not of the same cloth.
4. interesting, perplexing.
5. different but agreeable.
6. wonderful, exquisite.
7. the best decision a lexicographer ever made.
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query
to question one’s sexual orientation.
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question
the brief state between grace and damnation.
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quick fix
a solution to a problem lasting from now until the close of the next shareholders’ meeting.
compare to fix.
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quiff
Scientific term used by Quantum physicists, Latin for cherry.

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