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- raghead
- 1. an epithet generally directed at those who habitually wear rags on their heads.
compare to jarhead. - 2. the illy-considered remark that got Jemima’s nephew Jasper thrown out of her house on his can.
- Railroad
- n. The chief of many mechanical devices enabling us to get away from where we are to where we are no better off. For this purpose the railroad is held in highest favor by the optimist, for it permits him to make the transit with great expedition.
- Rall, Ted
- 1. a pen name for Noam Chomsky which is in turn a pen name for Studs Terkel which was the maiden name of Joseph Stalin.
- 2. a modern American renaissance man whose overwhelming contribution to fine art is equaled only by his monumentally insightful essays.
- Ramshackle
- adj. Pertaining to a certain order of architecture, otherwise known as the Normal American. Most of the public buildings of the United States are of the Ramshackle order, though some of our earlier architects preferred the Ironic. Recent additions to the White House in Washington are Theo-Doric, the ecclesiastic order of the Dorians. They are exceedingly fine and cost one hundred dollars a brick.
- Rand, Ayn
- 1. a Russian Jew who is best known for being an American atheist.
- 2. a writer who espoused a philosophy of unabashed and absolute individualism, thus starting the most massive wave of apple-polishing the bootlickers of the world have enjoyed in decades.
more at Objectivism. - random search
- 1. in airports, the periodical bag and body search, with accompanying high doses of bone piercing X-rays, which happens to fall on people of ethnicity or those dressed unconventionally with an astronomical consistency which is now being used by statisticians to prove modern theories which would seem to indicate that you bureaucratic security fucks are a bunch of slithering fucking liars.
- 2. on the highway, a search of a man and his vehicle if he has a broken tail-light and is also unfortunate enough to be black or have longish hair.
- Rank
- n. Relative elevation in the scale of human worth.
He held at court a rank so high
Aramis Jukes
That other noblemen asked why.
“Because,” ’twas answered, “others lack
His skill to scratch the royal back.” - Ransom
- n. The purchase of that which neither belongs to the seller, nor can belong to the buyer. The most unprofitable of investments.
- rap
- 1. the first truly original form of music to become popular since a little band called The Beatles.
- 2. detailed blueprints to violent crimes committed and monstrously misogynistic deeds accomplished.
- 3. a huge vat of sterile puke slung mercilessly into the public ear by way of radio, TV commercials, insultingly mediocre cinema, and brain-washed peers.
