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- Rapacity
- n. Providence without industry. The thrift of power.
- rape
- 1. the Biblical term meaning marriage.
- 2. post King David and pre-1980: any non-consensual sex.
- 3. post-1980: all sex where consent forms have not been filled out and notarized.
- 4. the prison term meaning marriage.
- rapist
- one who rapes; the raped being historically referred to as rapee, though the related employee is gaining in popular usage.
- Rapper
- one who is in a lucrative career of singing violence promoting songs,drives expensive cars but for some odd reason can't afford a belt for his pants.
- rapper
- 1. an overproduced ghetto poet.
- 2. a salesman of hypnotic, inane self-absorption and rationalizations of depravity; one who believes strongly in oneself, one’s temporary clique of party-time friends, and, sometimes, God; a glamorized asshole.
- Rapture, the
- the joyous rising to Heaven which the 144,000 best Christians will experience upon the onset of the world’s end; thus far 75 generations of the faithful have missed the date in favor of providing nutrition for nematodes but the living hold out hope we’ll all die together soon so they may see God’s face and the rest of us can take our rightful place in Hell serving the Devil iced tea during a 10 minute damnation break each millennium.
- Rarebit
- n. A Welsh rabbit, in the speech of the humorless, who point out that it is not a rabbit. To whom it may be solemnly explained that the comestible known as toad-in-a-hole is really not a toad, and that riz-de-veau a la financiere is not the smile of a calf prepared after the recipe of a she banker.
- Rascal
- n. A fool considered under another aspect.
- Rascality
- n. Stupidity militant. The activity of a clouded intellect.
