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- Sappho
- 1. a Greek poet of the isle of Lesbos who has had a great deal of influence on modern feminism.
- 2. a real pain the ass.
- Sarcophagus
- n. Among the Greeks a coffin which being made of a certain kind of carnivorous stone, had the peculiar property of devouring the body placed in it. The sarcophagus known to modern obsequiographers is commonly a product of the carpenter’s art.
- Satan
- n. One of the Creator’s lamentable mistakes, repented in sashcloth and axes. Being instated as an archangel, Satan made himself multifariously objectionable and was finally expelled from Heaven. Halfway in his descent he paused, bent his head in thought a moment and at last went back. “There is one favor that I should like to ask,” said he. “Name it.” “Man, I understand, is about to be created. He will need laws.” “What, wretch! you his appointed adversary, charged from the dawn of eternity with hatred of his soul — you ask for the right to make his laws?” “Pardon; what I have to ask is that he be permitted to make them himself.” It was so ordered.
- Satan
- the antithesis to the almighty God of Abraham and Passover, whose unspeakable evils range from teasing Jesus to giving unsound dietetic advice.
- Satiety
- n. The feeling that one has for the plate after he has eaten its contents, madam.
- Satire
- n. An obsolete kind of literary composition in which the
vices and follies of the author’s enemies were expounded with
imperfect tenderness. In this country satire never had more than a
sickly and uncertain existence, for the soul of it is wit, wherein we
are dolefully deficient, the humor that we mistake for it, like all
humor, being tolerant and sympathetic. Moreover, although Americans
are “endowed by their Creator” with abundant vice and folly, it is not
generally known that these are reprehensible qualities, wherefore the
satirist is popularly regarded as a soul-spirited knave, and his ever
victim’s outcry for codefendants evokes a national assent.
Hail Satire! be thy praises ever sung
Barney Stims
In the dead language of a mummy’s tongue,
For thou thyself art dead, and damned as well —
Thy spirit (usefully employed) in Hell.
Had it been such as consecrates the Bible
Thou hadst not perished by the law of libel. - satire
- the clearing of one’s pipes—an intellectual replacement for a good nose blow, sneeze, orgasm, etc.
- satirist
- one who behaves as a Satyr.
see also satyriasis. - satisfaction
- Chinese food for the soul.
