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T4
- tenacious
- 1. a telemarketer whose commissions have fallen off.
- 2. a telemarketer with a drug habit.
- 3. a telemarketer with a mortgage.
- Tenacity
- n. A certain quality of the human hand in its relation to
the coin of the realm. It attains its highest development in the hand
of authority and is considered a serviceable equipment for a career in
politics. The following illustrative lines were written of a
Californian gentleman in high political preferment, who has passed to
his accounting:
Of such tenacity his grip
That nothing from his hand can slip.
Well-buttered eels you may o’erwhelm
In tubs of liquid slippery-elm
In vain — from his detaining pinch
They cannot struggle half an inch!
’Tis lucky that he so is planned
That breath he draws not with his hand,
For if he did, so great his greed
He’d draw his last with eager speed.
Nay, that were well, you say. Not so
He’d draw but never let it go! - terrorism
- 1. a fine kind of “how-do-you-do.”
- 2. putting a carton of milk back in the refrigerator even though you know it’s been on the counter for the better part of 7 hours.
- 3. whatever we’re crying to the UN about on a given week.
- 4. pushing the time on your spouse’s alarm clock ahead a couple hours.
- 5. elbowing your spouse in the nose while pretending to be asleep.
- 6. looking or acting ethnic in an American diner.
- 7. dozens of packages at America’s doorstep, marked “c/o CIA/FBI/NSA/etc,” topped with a card, reading: “How about a taste of your own medicine?”
- terrorist
- 1. a mass-murderer, arsonist, bomber, etc who has the convenience of a family or community to hide behind.
- 2. a family or community member that stands between a bullet and a mass-murderer, arsonist, bomber, etc.
- testicles
- an illegal substance in the marble neighborhoods of the District of Columbia.
- testosterone
- a thin chemical often compared with helium in that it’s the hot air which initiates the inflation and flight of the male ego.
- tetragrammaton
- the four letters spelling the unspeakable name of God, pronounced Yahweh or Jehovah depending upon how one prefers never to utter it.
- Tetris
- a type of Russian venereal disease.
- Texas
- the only foreign country the US has any real business bombing.
