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unflattering
a common typo of unfaltering.
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Unitarian
n. One who denies the divinity of a Trinitarian.
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Universalist
n. One who forgoes the advantage of a Hell for persons of another faith.
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Unix
a self-administered combination depilatory and anti-lice cream.
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UNM
Universidad de Nada Mas, Universidad Nada Mucho, et cetera.
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urban
1. the quality of being unable to build a fire.
2. the quality of being unable to plant a crop.
3. the quality of being unable to hunt or raise feed animals.
4. the quality of being unable to survive without a constant stream of support and materials from red states, for which Alec Baldwin, Madonna, Jackson Pollack, Windows 2000, and federal legislation regarding the price of milk are offered in trade.
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UrbanDictionary
a lexicon based on a social theory that the walls of public restroom stalls should take a central role in the evolution of American English.
compare with HyperDictionary.
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Urbanity
n. The kind of civility that urban observers ascribe to dwellers in all cities but New York. Its commonest expression is heard in the words, “I beg your pardon,” and it is not consistent with disregard of the rights of others.
  The owner of a powder mill
  Was musing on a distant hill —
      Something his mind foreboded —
  When from the cloudless sky there fell
  A deviled human kidney! Well,
      The man’s mill had exploded.
  His hat he lifted from his head;
  “I beg your pardon, sir,” he said;
      “I didn’t know ’twas loaded.”
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URL
the Parent-Teachers Association.

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