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- Vanity
- n. The tribute of a fool to the worth of the nearest ass.
They say that hens do cackle loudest when
Hannibal Hunsiker
There’s nothing vital in the eggs they’ve laid;
And there are hens, professing to have made
A study of mankind, who say that men
Whose business ’tis to drive the tongue or pen
Make the most clamorous fanfaronade
O’er their most worthless work; and I’m afraid
They’re not entirely different from the hen.
Lo! the drum-major in his coat of gold,
His blazing breeches and high-towering cap —
Imperiously pompous, grandly bold,
Grim, resolute, an awe-inspiring chap!
Who’d think this gorgeous creature’s only virtue
Is that in battle he will never hurt you? - vehicular homicide
- to lower an Acura while adding undersized wheels and a lighted license plate frame.
- Venn
- a mathematical way of defining a person using the most realistic method, by the circles in which one moves.
- veterinarian
- a pussy doctor.
- Viagra
- 1. the beginning of the end of human existence; a way to trick evolution into destroying through genetics what warmongers could not destroy through the splitting of the atom; the trump card of phallocentricity; alt spellings, viarga, vi@gr@, v-i-a-g-r-a, and so on.
- 2. a potion meant to save humanity from an apparently imminent extinction brought about by the flagging frequency of sexual intercourse between senior citizens.
- Vichy
- a German breed of lapdog known for its ability to roll over.
- victim
- 1. a newly minted hero.
- 2. archaic usage, one who had been beaten, swindled; modern usage, one who has parents, went to public school, fell in love, or has been shopping.
- video store
- a noble business enterprise built on a long-established bedrock of American laziness, forgetfulness, and consequential tardiness in return.
see also, late fee. - violence
- 1. the last recourse of the idiot.
- 2. the initial course of the fit.
