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- virgin
- a young woman of remarkably poor looks living in a dry county.
- Virgin Mary
- a theory purporting a hymen can technically only be broken from the outside.
- virtual
- from the Latin virtu, true; truth.
- Virtues
- n.pl. Certain abstentions.
- vitriol
- rancor; bitterness; charisma.
- Vituperation
- n. Saite, as understood by dunces and all such as suffer from an impediment in their wit.
- vocation
- 1. one’s calling; one’s passion in life made proud service to God and man, provided it falls under one of twenty two alphabetized choices, starting with “Accountant,” and ending with “Xerox Machine Operator.”
- 2. the computer chip some new world priest shoved up your ass during the “baptism.”
- volunteer-work
- 1. any number of hours of community service most easily afforded and readily bragged about by rich momma’s boys.
- 2. a spot on one’s résumé; also worth bringing up with due false humility in front of chicks.
- 3. a cynical and self-conscious attempt to improve one’s chances of making the state college undergrad to Harvard grad genetic leap.
- voracious
- confronted with impending drought or dearth.
