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- warblog
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A syndrome, consisting largely of myopia and cognitive dissonance,
that prevents the afflicted from perceiving the parts of reality that
make them uncomfortable.
“My world is safe and warm, because of my warblog.”
- Washington, DC
- a gigantic monochromatic terrarium of the underclass cared for by sloppy drunks and members of the House and Executive branch as well.
- Washingtonian
- n. A Potomac tribesman who exchanged the privilege of
governing himself for the advantage of good government. In justice to
him it should be said that he did not want to.
They took away his vote and gave instead
Offenbach Stutz
The right, when he had earned, to eat his bread.
In vain — he clamors for his “boss,” pour soul,
To come again and part him from his roll. - water
- 1. hydrated fluoride.
- 2. bottled fruit punch with salt.
- 3. urine; typical usage, to make water; sometimes a second step is added, to make water to wine.
- Weaknesses
- n.pl. Certain primal powers of Tyrant Woman wherewith she holds dominion over the male of her species, binding him to the service of her will and paralyzing his rebellious energies.
- weapon of mass destruction
- 1. abrv WMD, a substance or apparatus, especially poisons and biological weapons, which can be used to injure or kill great numbers of people; WsMD include exotic and difficult to create weapons like aerosol anthrax and VX gas, as well as many easily made weapons like ricin, one of the deadliest poisons known, which can be made by any 6-year-old from a few seeds of the widely available and easily grown castor bean.
- 2. boo!
- weapon of mass destruction
- Something that is used to destroy people’s confidence/integrity/morals and thus making them feel bad. In other words, a big diss.
- Weather
- n. The climate of the hour. A permanent topic of
conversation among persons whom it does not interest, but who have
inherited the tendency to chatter about it from naked arboreal
ancestors whom it keenly concerned. The setting up official weather
bureaus and their maintenance in mendacity prove that even governments
are accessible to suasion by the rude forefathers of the jungle.
Once I dipt into the future far as human eye could see,
Halcyon Jones
And I saw the Chief Forecaster, dead as any one can be —
Dead and damned and shut in Hades as a liar from his birth,
With a record of unreason seldom paralleled on earth.
While I looked he reared him solemnly, that incandescent youth,
From the coals that he’d preferred to the advantages of truth.
He cast his eyes about him and above him; then he wrote
On a slab of thin asbestos what I venture here to quote —
For I read it in the rose-light of the everlasting glow:
“Cloudy; variable winds, with local showers; cooler; snow.” - weather girl
- a woman who waited till the last minute to enroll in her journalism courses and was left with Meteorology 227: Streaking and Highlighting.
see also weather man.
