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The Devil’s Dictionary X™
weather man
1. a congenital liar.
2. a grinning dip-stick in the oil pan of local news.
3. a compulsive gambler whose only hope of ever winning a wager is to visit Las Vegas in mid-August.
see also weather girl.
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Web 2.0
The name given to the social and technical sophistication and maturity that mark the– Oh, screw it. Money! Money money money! Money! The money’s back! Ha ha! Money!
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web developer
one who takes pornographic photographs of one’s girlfriends when they are drunk or sleeping and develops them to be posted online.
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web standards
A large stick or cudgel, used by the slightly more anal-retentive to beat the slightly less anal-retentive.
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webmaster
1. what dungeon masters whose friends have outgrown the third ruleset and moved on have taken to calling themselves.
2. friendless; dateless; hopeless.
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Wedding
n. A ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable.
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weed
an undesirable plant of no value...say, that’s odd, it’s actually quite expensive around here.
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weekend
the single benefit realized through the manifold interpretations of the Bible.
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weight lifter
a 98lb weakling encased in creatine, ephedra, and the stink of inadequacy.
see also body builder.

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