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- Zigzag
- v.t. To move forward uncertainly, from side to side, as one
carrying the white man’s burden. (From zed, z, and jag, an
Icelandic word of unknown meaning.)
He zedjagged so uncomen wyde
Munwele
Thet non coude pas on eyder syde;
So, to com saufly thruh, I been
Constreynet for to doodge betwene. - zipper
- a covert government backed attempt at population control by involuntary self-castration.
- zodiac
- 12 axioms supporting a grand theory that mankind gets what mankind deserves.
- zombie process
- A program running on the UNIX operating system under the user ID of an employee who was laid off months ago.
- zoo
- a mall or other multiplex shopping facility, where most of the animals on display are miserable and insane, yet wouldn’t last a day without the assistance of their retail captors.
- Zoology
- n. The science and history of the animal kingdom, including its king, the House Fly (Musca maledicta). The father of Zoology was Aristotle, as is universally conceded, but the name of its mother has not come down to us. Two of the science’s most illustrious expounders were Buffon and Oliver Goldsmith, from both of whom we learn (L’Histoire generale des animaux and A History of Animated Nature) that the domestic cow sheds its horn every two years.
- zoophilia
- the affection one feels for a president’s daughter.
- zygote
- not the root but the seed of all Evil.
- Zyklon B
- an early attempt by the pharmaceutical industry to manufacture a drug specifically targeted for one segment of the world’s population—it was withdrawn from the market after questions about its safety were aroused by the deaths of some 6 million users.
