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Norwegian
tundra bunny; fish boiler; fjord monkey; ax chucker; Viking boy.
more at Swede.
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instant message
The shortest path between a middle-aged man and a conviction for statutory solicitation.
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Metafilter
More nozzle than filter: a Web site that doesn’t reduce the information flow so much as shape it into a stinging, inconsumable torrent.
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schedule
A fairy tale with a happy ending, told by the optimistic to the ignorant.
“I see the schedule says we ship next week — good, good.”
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nuclear bomb
the most destructive force created thus far by mankind, excepting journalism.
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nature
a broad expanse experienced by the typical American at a velocity of approximately 65 miles per hour.
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Nobel Peace Prize
a prize many would, and often do, kill to possess.
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NRA
a think tank which is employed for constitutional opinion by the Supreme Court.
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privacy
A quality possessed by those too boring to spy on.
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atheist
one with an IQ exceeding 103.