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People, who complain about a country, move to it then proudly display the flag of the nation they left, refuse to go back and now force you to push 1 for English. The French and the British do the same thing but no one gives a damn about Canada. That's the dumping ground for the US's aborted fetuses. More at waste dump.
1. The son of a bitch who came up with the idea you have to work to make money.
2. The parents that gave birth Paris Hilton. It should be noted that Satan gave her back upon contracting a new STD commonly now referred to as Itchy Whore Dick itis.
3. God’s sense of humor. Based on the fact that the most intense moments of our lives are punctuated by babies mommas and court hearings.
4. Slipping a nun a roofie and then not calling her the next day.
5. Why duck tape and small mammals make me smile.
6. The fact that holy water gives me a rash.
7. Seriously debating about a career in which you transport young minors across a national border and use them to start a child prostitution ring cause you don’t feel inspired to go to college.
